Some people appear to live under the delusion that Emily and I lead exciting lives, and that monthly (or even weekly!) Grinky.com! updates are therefore merited.
Allow me to set the record straight. This is my life:
I have been assured that the days of my baby sister are similarly filled with tedium.
So please stop complaining about the dearth of new Grinky.com! content.
I promise you: If something interesting happens to either of us, I’ll let you know.