The orangutan No No is Emily’s hair stylist:
Momma was sleepy today:
The doctor said Emily is 8 pounds, 10 ounces, which puts her in the 25th percentile for her age.
Momma and Daddy expected to be surprised by many things about Emily, but they surely didn’t think she’d be such an underachiever.
As the president of underachievers everywhere, we welcome baby Emily and hope she always excels at underachieving. We pride ourselves on trying our very least to be in the top 50% of anything. It is our goal to slide in just under the radar in every situation and never ever end up on national television. We are happy, proud, and own many cats.